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Today’s Nominee: Luke Wheller
Basically the Bonnie Blue of faggots. Took 1000 backshots in 24 hours. The mess had to be cleaned off with a firehose.
Yesterday’s Nominee: Blake Wheller
Blake has been making dubstep beats - possibly the gayest music of all time. He's also been sucking thick hairy cocks non-stop. That level of dedication has earned him a front-row seat at the Schwuchtel Party.
Surprise Entry: Jack Wheller
Jack is often quiet and does fuck all nothing. But not this week - he's been fagging it up, doing the gayest shit you've ever seen. He spread his cheeks and took photo's of his balls and shit-hole from behind.
🏅 Hall of Fame
Jayden “Pray the gay away” Williams
Jayden is possibly the biggest faggot of all time. Took backshots for years before hiding in the closet after finding God. Probably found God in the closet and swallowed his load too. Fag.
Cameron “Wanted by customs” Massie
So gay he fell off the radar and now no-one knows where he is. Probably gagged on a bunch of homeless guy's dicks in alleys for drugs or some shit. Wanted by customs for importing steroids or coke or something. Faggot.