The Schwuchtel Party

All faggots. All the time.

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Today’s Nominee: Luke Wheller

Basically the Bonnie Blue of faggots. Took 1000 backshots in 24 hours. The mess had to be cleaned off with a firehose.

Yesterday’s Nominee: Blake Wheller

Blake has been making dubstep beats - possibly the gayest music of all time. He's also been sucking thick hairy cocks non-stop. That level of dedication has earned him a front-row seat at the Schwuchtel Party.

Surprise Entry: Jack Wheller

Jack is often quiet and does fuck all nothing. But not this week - he's been fagging it up, doing the gayest shit you've ever seen. He spread his cheeks and took photo's of his balls and shit-hole from behind.

🏅 Hall of Fame

Jayden “Pray the gay away” Williams

Jayden is possibly the biggest faggot of all time. Took backshots for years before hiding in the closet after finding God. Probably found God in the closet and swallowed his load too. Fag.

Cameron “Wanted by customs” Massie

So gay he fell off the radar and now no-one knows where he is. Probably gagged on a bunch of homeless guy's dicks in alleys for drugs or some shit. Wanted by customs for importing steroids or coke or something. Faggot.